House of 1000 Corpses - Movie Review - Greatest film to watch when drunk/high - SICKorSHIT

Two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000+ horrors that await. -- IMDb Plot: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Our good friend James was with us during the viewing of this drug trip :) . enjoy the review


All we can say is that this is a fucking mad movie, a true masterpiece of insanity made by the metal legend Rob Zombie.

This is Texas chainsaw massacre vamped up with tits and arse.

Before we sat down to view this beast of a film Dan thought it would be hilarious if we had a few shots of "Irish mist" (A true mans drink). Once intoxicated we decided to order some greasy food and the movie commenced. We know that it is not right to stop a movie half way through but we were too hungry and had to eat, it took us around 5 minutes to finish a massive meal.Dan once again insisted that we have another shot to ensure our intoxication levels were through the roof before watching the movie again.

You will regret it if you turn back...trust us!

5 minutes in we thought we were tripping on acid, each and every scene was more fucked up than the last, one moment we were disgusted at a gory scene and the another moment we were looking at Sherri Moon Zombie's beautifally rounded ass. Another 20 minutes in, we didn't think twice about putting this among the likes of Rec and Insidious, two of the greatest horror films we have ever seen. This was not only going to be one of our favourite horror films of all time but one of our favourite films in general. 30 minutes in, we regretted knocking back those shots earlier on.

This film was less a film but more of an experience. This is the very definition of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll.....more like rape, opium, meth and underground norwegion grind core.We would recommend this movie to anyone who has a huge ball bag...a solid 10/10. I take my hat off to Rob Zombie for this masterpiece ... and my shirt...and trousers...and my soiled undies.

If you haven't leaked a petite amount of feces from your dick/fanny after viewing this film....  unfortunately you have no taste, fortunately you do not have a STD,