If you love to watch horror films like me (Alex) and Dan then you would have spotted a few, well a lot of generic things in them. For example in every movie that has to do with exorcism the girl who supposedly is possessed by Satan, lucifer, the devil, whatever rocks your boat is always wearing a white night gown. Think about it the exorcist, the exorcism of Emily Rose and the last exorcism all have a girl possessed by the devil wearing a night gown. The only film that we could think of that has to do with exorcism but the possessed girl is Exorcismus, we haven't fully watched it but sources tell us that there is no appearance of the generic white gown that we are all used to seeing in exorcist movies.
In pretty much all the horror films that we've watched the beginning always seems to be happy fucking days but then suddenly everything goes to shit, think about it. All the classics: Halloween, Nightmare on Elm street, Friday 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Final destination, Hatchet (a truly brutal movie), Rec, the Exorcist, Cabin fever etc. (you get the point)
Saturday 17 December 2011
Sick or Shits Top 10 Favourite Horror Films
Alexs List ...
10. 1408 - An utter mindfuck
9. Paranormal Activity - 24/7 suspense, its sequels don't compare
8. The Descent - Great jump scares - I would not want to be in their situation
7. Scream - Not scary. But a timeless classic with comic relief that will appeal to everyone
6. The Last Exorcism - Brilliant acting. Really makes you think about religion.
5. Hostel 1 + Hostel 2 - Takes brutality to new heights. Good concept with a hint of realism
4. Saw 1 - And people say M.Night Shyamalan writes good twists....
3. House Of 1000 Corpses - Drug trip; madness, utter madness. Rob Zombies 2003 masterpiee
2. Rec. + Rec 2 - A truly terrifying experiance.
1. Insidious - Genius.
Dans List...
10. Paranormal Activity - Very unique and has a bunch of great scares
9. The Last Exorcism - Exorcism + Handheld camera film = 2 scariest concepts in 1
8. Megan Is Missing - Very realistic and a damnright disturbing piece of film making
7. Hostel 1 + Hostel 2 - Gruesome with great comic relief
6. The Descent - Very scary and claustrophobic. Made me jump a lot of times
5. Saw 1-7 - One very well crafted story with great twists in 1,2,3,4, and 7
4. House Of 1000 Corpses - A very fun drug trip - good to watch when drunk with mates
3. Grave Encounters - A very scary satire on ghost hunting shows. couldn't sleep that night
2. Rec. + Rec 2 - Pure terror. This is what the edge of your seat is made for!
1. Insidious - Masterpiece, i have never been so terrified while viewing a film - still makes me jump after 7 watches,
10. 1408 - An utter mindfuck
9. Paranormal Activity - 24/7 suspense, its sequels don't compare
8. The Descent - Great jump scares - I would not want to be in their situation
7. Scream - Not scary. But a timeless classic with comic relief that will appeal to everyone
6. The Last Exorcism - Brilliant acting. Really makes you think about religion.
5. Hostel 1 + Hostel 2 - Takes brutality to new heights. Good concept with a hint of realism
4. Saw 1 - And people say M.Night Shyamalan writes good twists....
3. House Of 1000 Corpses - Drug trip; madness, utter madness. Rob Zombies 2003 masterpiee
2. Rec. + Rec 2 - A truly terrifying experiance.
1. Insidious - Genius.
Dans List...
10. Paranormal Activity - Very unique and has a bunch of great scares
9. The Last Exorcism - Exorcism + Handheld camera film = 2 scariest concepts in 1
8. Megan Is Missing - Very realistic and a damnright disturbing piece of film making
7. Hostel 1 + Hostel 2 - Gruesome with great comic relief
6. The Descent - Very scary and claustrophobic. Made me jump a lot of times
5. Saw 1-7 - One very well crafted story with great twists in 1,2,3,4, and 7
4. House Of 1000 Corpses - A very fun drug trip - good to watch when drunk with mates
3. Grave Encounters - A very scary satire on ghost hunting shows. couldn't sleep that night
2. Rec. + Rec 2 - Pure terror. This is what the edge of your seat is made for!
1. Insidious - Masterpiece, i have never been so terrified while viewing a film - still makes me jump after 7 watches,
House of 1000 Corpses - Movie Review - Greatest film to watch when drunk/high - SICKorSHIT
Two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000+ horrors that await. -- IMDb Plot: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Our good friend James was with us during the viewing of this drug trip :) . enjoy the review
All we can say is that this is a fucking mad movie, a true masterpiece of insanity made by the metal legend Rob Zombie.
This is Texas chainsaw massacre vamped up with tits and arse.
Before we sat down to view this beast of a film Dan thought it would be hilarious if we had a few shots of "Irish mist" (A true mans drink). Once intoxicated we decided to order some greasy food and the movie commenced. We know that it is not right to stop a movie half way through but we were too hungry and had to eat, it took us around 5 minutes to finish a massive meal.Dan once again insisted that we have another shot to ensure our intoxication levels were through the roof before watching the movie again.
5 minutes in we thought we were tripping on acid, each and every scene was more fucked up than the last, one moment we were disgusted at a gory scene and the another moment we were looking at Sherri Moon Zombie's beautifally rounded ass. Another 20 minutes in, we didn't think twice about putting this among the likes of Rec and Insidious, two of the greatest horror films we have ever seen. This was not only going to be one of our favourite horror films of all time but one of our favourite films in general. 30 minutes in, we regretted knocking back those shots earlier on.
This film was less a film but more of an experience. This is the very definition of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll.....more like rape, opium, meth and underground norwegion grind core.We would recommend this movie to anyone who has a huge ball bag...a solid 10/10. I take my hat off to Rob Zombie for this masterpiece ... and my shirt...and trousers...and my soiled undies.
If you haven't leaked a petite amount of feces from your dick/fanny after viewing this film.... unfortunately you have no taste, fortunately you do not have a STD,
Our good friend James was with us during the viewing of this drug trip :) . enjoy the review
All we can say is that this is a fucking mad movie, a true masterpiece of insanity made by the metal legend Rob Zombie.
This is Texas chainsaw massacre vamped up with tits and arse.
Before we sat down to view this beast of a film Dan thought it would be hilarious if we had a few shots of "Irish mist" (A true mans drink). Once intoxicated we decided to order some greasy food and the movie commenced. We know that it is not right to stop a movie half way through but we were too hungry and had to eat, it took us around 5 minutes to finish a massive meal.Dan once again insisted that we have another shot to ensure our intoxication levels were through the roof before watching the movie again.
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This film was less a film but more of an experience. This is the very definition of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll.....more like rape, opium, meth and underground norwegion grind core.We would recommend this movie to anyone who has a huge ball bag...a solid 10/10. I take my hat off to Rob Zombie for this masterpiece ... and my shirt...and trousers...and my soiled undies.
If you haven't leaked a petite amount of feces from your dick/fanny after viewing this film.... unfortunately you have no taste, fortunately you do not have a STD,
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